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Garage Sale - "I sold it!"

Welcome to Yardsale

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Leaves.

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage sale.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

For the community garage sale...