Yard Sale Hunter T-Shirts

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Easter Bunny Yard Sale

Garage sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Garage Sales Anonymous

Garage sale.

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Feeting Frenzy

I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

For the community garage sale...