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Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Easter Bunny Yard Sale

Garage sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

House sale.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Extreme Yard Sale

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Garage sale.

Garage Sales Anonymous

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"That's not the way making money works."

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

For the community garage sale...