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Garage Sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Garage Sales Anonymous

Garage sale.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

Mail-Order Yard Sale

For the community garage sale...

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"That's not the way making money works."

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'