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Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

"My lucky rock didn't turn out to be so lucky. Maybe it's really a fortune-telling stone...and it's telling me...it's time for a yard sale."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Extreme Yard Sale

Garage sale.

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

For the community garage sale...

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

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