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Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

"My lucky rock didn't turn out to be so lucky. Maybe it's really a fortune-telling stone...and it's telling me...it's time for a yard sale."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

Extreme Yard Sale

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Garage sale.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Mail-Order Yard Sale

For the community garage sale...

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"That's not the way making money works."

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."