Yard Sale: 'Look...one of those free range chickens.'
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Garbage Sale - Sunday
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
That's supposed to say garage sale!
'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'
"There's more inside."
'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'
Yard Sale
'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.
'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'
"Must get a longer cable."
"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"
"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."
Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."
When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."
No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.
Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).
House sale.
Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!
"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."
"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."
'For Sale Used Only Once.'
"There's another one! Pull over!"
Extreme Yard Sale
' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'
"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."
Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.
Garage Sales Anonymous
Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets
"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."
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