Yard Sale Strategist T-Shirts

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

Garage sale.

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Will eat your homework for $.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

Extreme Yard Sale

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"There's another one! Pull over!"