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'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Leaves.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Extreme Yard Sale

Garage sale.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage Sales Anonymous

"That's not the way making money works."

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."