Yard Sale Sleuth T-Shirts

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Leaves.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Garage sale.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."