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Garage Sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage sale.

Mail-Order Yard Sale

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'