Yard Sale Marauder T-Shirts

Garage Sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Garage sale.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

Frank, check out this rug I go at a yard sale. Interesting. I think I'll put it over here. Whoa! Ernie! This is a magic carpet! Let's take it for a spin! This is awesome! We won't need gas! We won't need charging stations! We won't need anything! WHAP! SPLORT! SMACK! Maybe we need a windshield! Still bugs to work out!

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'