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Going Out of the Presidency Sale!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Garage Sales Anonymous

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

Garage sale.

I bought this at a yard sale for 25 cents. Let's just say it has not been a chick magnet. #1 Granddad. ? ? Bus.

Mail-Order Yard Sale

For the community garage sale...

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

"That's not the way making money works."

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"