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"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

Extreme Yard Sale

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

Garage Sales Anonymous

Garage sale.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

Mail-Order Yard Sale

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"That's not the way making money works."

Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.

For the community garage sale...

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"