Yard Sale Aficionado T-Shirts

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

'How much for your wife?'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"Maybe I should've picked up that ice cube maker."

Garage Sales Anonymous

"My computer isn't working again! I regret paying the full $5 for it at the garage sale."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Gardener

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Invisible clothes

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

House sale.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I'm out of bags.'

Extreme Yard Sale

'It sold for how much!'

"There's another one! Pull over!"