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Holiday Boot Sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Yard Sale

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Last Chance for Everything.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Extreme Yard Sale

'Shove' (at big sale).

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"I found him at a garage sale."

Garage Sales Anonymous

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"