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"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

House sale.

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"I found him at a garage sale."

The traveling Yard Sale.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'