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Shards Salesman

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Yard Sale

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

House sale.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

"I found him at a garage sale."

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!