Garage Sale Enthusiasts Pillows

Shards Salesman

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

House sale.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."