Garage Sale Gurus T-Shirts

'Yes, the moving sale was there, but now it's down the street. You'd better hurry before it moves again.'

Garage sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

When did you last have your oil changed?

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'