'Yes, the moving sale was there, but now it's down the street. You'd better hurry before it moves again.'
Garage Sale Gurus Gifts
Looking for a gift for your garage sale guru? Discover quirky and humorous items perfect for those passionate about hunting for treasure, flipping bargain finds, and making a little cash on the side. Our collection features humorous designs that speak to their love of discovery and creativity in turning old into new. Whether they’re seasoned pros or weekend warriors, these gifts add a touch of wit and personality to their treasure hunt.
Garage sale
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).
'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'
'My electric car is giving me static!'
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
"There's more inside."
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
Organic Soldering.
Inflating Boobs.
"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."
'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'
'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'
The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'
"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."
"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"
"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."
Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!
'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'
Bob’s Museum
"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"
'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'
Animals are smarter than we think!
Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted
"I told you not to polish the car too much."
"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."
"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."
"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."
'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'
Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale
"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."
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Garage Sale Gurus Gifts Collection
Garage Sale Gurus Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for garage sale gurus and find the perfect funny design to start their day with a smile.
Garage Sale Gurus Pillows
Check out our pillows for garage sale gurus—quirky and humorous prints to add personality to any space.
Garage Sale Gurus Prints
Discover our art prints for garage sale enthusiasts—fun designs that capture the spirit of treasure hunting and garage sale adventures.
Garage Sale Gurus T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts selection for garage sale gurus—witty and comfortable designs that celebrate their passion for treasure hunting.