"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"
Garage Sales Gifts
Looking for a gift for the avid garage sale lover? Our collection features witty designs and charming items that celebrate the thrill of the hunt and the joy of decluttering. Whether they’re a seasoned reseller or a weekend enthusiast, our products are crafted to bring a smile and spark conversation. From quirky mugs to eye-catching prints, find something that resonates with their treasure-hunting spirit.
The garage sale had gone even better than they had expected. 'Both our kids are gone.' '...And we made an extra twenty bucks.'
"There's more inside."
Garage Sales
'You'll never guess how much I got for those stupid golf clubs of yours!'
'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."
'After the yard sale and then the garage sale, it was the next logical step.'
'Hey guys, what's to say you give me ?10 for this crazy old waterlily painting?'
Garage Sale - "I sold it!"
'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
"Stop panicking! You just sold our stocks at my garage sale!"
'That treadmill was used only one time, I swear.'
'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'
Garbage sale.
"I bought it at a garage sale."
Garage Sale! Everything Must Go!
Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.
'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!
"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."
"What about this lucky stone?"
"There's another one! Pull over!"
"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"
"Do you think we should lower the price?"
"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."
"No! This is not a garage sale...now get out of my garage!"
"I bought it back at my wife's garage sale!"
'What...you just sold your little sister?!'
Yard sale - Lots of pre-antiques.
'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'
"If it starts working, bring it back and I'll give you a refund."
'You spelt garbage wrong.'
Garage Sales Gifts Collection
Garage Sales Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous garage sale mugs—ideal for tea or coffee lovers who enjoy a good bargain and a good laugh.
Garage Sales Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with clever garage sale motifs—perfect for adding personality and humor to any living space.
Garage Sales Prints
Browse our stylish prints celebrating garage sales—great for decorating their favorite space with a touch of wit and fun.
Garage Sales T-Shirts
Find fun garage sale-themed t-shirts designed to showcase their treasure-hunting spirit and love of a good deal.