Garage Sale Season Gifts

Once a month, Barb sold off all the items her kid's buddies left at her house.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Garbage Sale - Sunday

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

Jeans sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."