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Once a month, Barb sold off all the items her kid's buddies left at her house.

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Garbage Sale - Sunday

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

House sale.

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

Jeans sale

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

Garage Sales Anonymous

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"I found him at a garage sale."