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Looter has a garage type sale calling it a Looters Sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Yard Sale

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

House sale.

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"I found him at a garage sale."