Garage Sale Aficionado Gifts

Holiday Boot Sale

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Yard Sale

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Last Chance for Everything.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

House sale.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"I am in training for the sales."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Extreme Yard Sale

'Shove' (at big sale).

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

Garage Sales Anonymous