Garage Enthusiast Gifts

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

"It comes with a two-car garage in convenient Ramapo, New Jersey."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

"No! This is not a garage sale...now get out of my garage!"

"I love two car garages."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Nice park. . .

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted