Garage Band Enthusiasts Gifts

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

The Bleat Boys

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Basketball net above the garage door.

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

Garbage Sale - Sunday

The latest in headbands rock and pop bands on top of headbands worn by models

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

"Wow - great chops! We took a vote and want you in the band. All that we need now are three letters of reference and academic transcripts."

Garage sale

Garage Sale - "I sold it!"

'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

"...Let's try reducing him by 50%."

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

'Yes, that's him. Is it OK if I check his pockets for the garage door opener?'

'Old comic books from Daddy's collekshin.'