Garage Band Gifts

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"There's more inside."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

Acme Flyswatters.