Garage Life Gifts

'First of all, it didn't malfunction, it broke. Never waste a $20 word on a $2 car.'

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Organic Soldering.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

CLEAR!

Inflating Boobs.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Acme Flyswatters.

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"