Garage Wizard Gifts

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Rose Garden

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'That plant food really works!'

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

CLEAR!

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."