'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'
Garage Gadget Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for the garage gadget guru? Celebrate their passion for all things tech, tools, and innovation with fun, witty products that echo their love for creative engineering and DIY mastery. Whether they’re a seasoned tinkerer or a weekend warrior, our collection features items designed to bring a smile while honoring their inventive spirit, making every project more enjoyable.
No caption. (Mouse drives a convertible car away from mouse hole as automatic garage door closes.)
Pounding speeds up the computer.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
The Computer Bore
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"
"Google car."
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"
CEO with SEO
It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
Evolution.
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'
'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'
Walking Luggage.
Mac OS 20
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
e-shoes
Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
'My electric car is giving me static!'
Garage Gadget Guru Gifts Collection
Garage Gadget Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the garage gadget guru with witty, inventive designs—perfect for those who love their morning brew with a side of humor.
Garage Gadget Guru Pillows
Bring comfort and humor to their space with pillows that feature playful designs perfect for the inventive garage enthusiast.
Garage Gadget Guru Prints
Enhance your garage or workshop with art prints that celebrate the creative spirit of your favorite gadget guru. Inspiring and fun decorations for any craftsperson.
Garage Gadget Guru T-Shirts
Find stylish and humorous t-shirts designed for the garage gadget guru. Great for showing off their tinkering passion and making a statement wherever they go.