Yard Wizard Gifts

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"They must be going to put the house on the market, they're gardening..!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Rose Garden

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

'That plant food really works!'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

Beginning Yarder.

"Must get a longer cable."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Digging.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Boat Launch'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Hedge Car

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Leaves.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

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