Yard Wizard Mugs

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Best Weeding Tools. Swanneck Hoe. German Weeder/Planter. Jason The Kid Next Door.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"They must be going to put the house on the market, they're gardening..!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Rose Garden

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

'That plant food really works!'

D.I.Y

Beginning Yarder.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Digging.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'