Yard Warrior Gifts

'Wouldn't it be funny if it was just out of gas?'

"Must get a longer cable."

"I need one louder than the one my neighbor's got."

"Do you realize we still have a huge bag of leaves from last year?"

'I know it's overgrown - we can't find our house!'

"Procrastinator!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'You complain that you have no outside interests so I've bought you a lawn mower!'

'I'll just have time to finish the yard before the next bombing run begins.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

"Still working out the rough spots in your game?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat in a tank...

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Beware of God"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Getting Rid of the Cure

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'