Yard Hero Gifts

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Digging.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Rake

Hedge Car

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Leaves.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"