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"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Digging.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Hedge Car

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Rake

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Leaves.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.