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'If you get lost in there , send up one of your distress flares'.

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Fly Football

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

Beginning Yarder.

"Must get a longer cable."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"The pH level seems a little off."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Digging.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"