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"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."

Gardener

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Beginning Yarder.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."