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"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gardener

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Beginning Yarder.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"The pH level seems a little off."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

I know they told me not to bark

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

The Tardis Shed

"I've found the lawnmower!"