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'I know now why it was so cheap...'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Rocking horse

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Do it yourself books.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Arts and crafts

"Lovely dovetail."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

D.I.Y with dad.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Waiting for retirement.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'