Crafting Adventurer T-Shirts

"Whatcha making there little fella?"

Man trying to create what the presenter on TV programme has created!

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Creative Baby.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"She's a natural!"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'What's on the other side?...'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Face Painting.

'Boat Launch'

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

Remember when?... When was that?

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Shelf on an elf

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Flowchart of an idea.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

A woman knits from a globe.