Kite Crafting Adventurer T-Shirts

Early kite experiment.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

i-teddy

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Love At First Shock

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Face Painting.

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Boat Launch'

Remember when?... When was that?

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Flying the kite in strong winds

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Silly sausages

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Shelf on an elf