Kite Crafting Adventurer T-Shirts

Early kite experiment.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

A crab with a utility knife claw

The First Kite

i-teddy

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Love At First Shock

Face Painting.

Remember when?... When was that?

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Boat Launch'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Flying the kite in strong winds

Silly sausages

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat