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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Love At First Shock

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

Children's games and technology

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Extreme kites!

"No, still there."

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Flying the kite in strong winds

'Quick, open the back door!'

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

Early kite experiment.

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

A pilot flies a kite.

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"