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UFO Kite

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

The First Kite

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Outside with that!'

Love At First Shock

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"You're amazing!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"It's only the wind."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Extreme kites!

Flying the kite in strong winds

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

A pilot flies a kite.

Early kite experiment.

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Kite surfing.