Kick Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Next Round Indicator

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man tries to remove a cocktail umbrella.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Spring Water

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"I'm married but I'm separated."

My Philosophy take #74

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

High Kick

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"