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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Don Quichotte

Don Quilowatte

Inside voice!

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Two minds but with a single thought.

Martial Arts

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

Knight Vision

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'This is a classic case of siege mentality.'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

'Look, if this fails we'll still have to do business with them, so try to be subtle about it.'