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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Don Quichotte

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Don Quilowatte

Two minds but with a single thought.

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

Martial Arts

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Knight Vision

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'This is a classic case of siege mentality.'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

'Look, if this fails we'll still have to do business with them, so try to be subtle about it.'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."