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'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

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'The knights are drawing closer'

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"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Don Quichotte

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

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Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Don Quilowatte

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'