Knee Enthusiast Gifts

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

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'The knights are drawing closer'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Don Quichotte

Consenting Adults.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

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'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Don Quilowatte

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'