Knee Joke Aficionado Gifts

'That's my trick knee.'

"Why do they do that?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Amateurs."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Higher wisdom...

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"