Knee Warrior Gifts

The frustration of a nagging injury.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Running

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."