Arthritis Warrior Gifts

"Argh! It's going to rain! My arthritis!"

'Somedays his creakiness exceeds his crankiness.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

The Cougher

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Duel in a wheelchair.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Big slipper.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Overdoing it.

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Then, my arthritis..."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Wheelchair Basketball

Protecting Nature

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'So we meet again...'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

Obamacare May Be Safe For Now. But...

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."