Arthritis Warrior Prints

"Argh! It's going to rain! My arthritis!"

'Somedays his creakiness exceeds his crankiness.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

The Cougher

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Duel in a wheelchair.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Big slipper.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Overdoing it.

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Protecting Nature

Wheelchair Basketball

"Then, my arthritis..."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'So we meet again...'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'