Illness Warrior Prints

The Cougher

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

Flu #1.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Our war is against cancer."

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Exercising

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Burnout Syndrome...

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'What are you eating now?'