Injury Warrior Gifts

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

"So, what can I do for you?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'Don't worry, the bigger they are the harder they fall.'

Man runs on a treadmill but has a broken leg and can't stop.

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

'So we meet again...'

Despite his injuries, Frank would return to the soccer game.

'These things take time, Mr. Bagley.'

Big slipper.

Ghana 1 - Germany 0

"A whiskey on the rocks with a straw!"

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

The Cougher

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Duel in a wheelchair.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Human Rights for All

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Old administration and torture.